Woody World!

Woody Allen para um puto: Don't listen to what your teachers tell ya, you know. Don't pay attention. Just, just see what they look like and that's how you'll know what life is really gonna be like.

Burt: Do you care even about the holocaust, or do you think it never happened?
Harry: Not only do I know that we lost 6 million, but the scary thing is that records are made to be broken.

The Devil: You ever fuck a blind girl?
Harry: No. That I never did.
The Devil: Oh, they're so grateful.

Harry: What? You have air-conditioning in Hell?
The Devil: Sure! Fucks up the ozone layer!

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